Muck Fichigan!

It's Rivalry Hate Week on the Farm, and everything with feet/hooves/paws/wings is demanding nothing short of the complete ass-whuppification of those winged fairies up north.  Word at the Fort is that some Ohio State fans aren't feeling the hate for the Fighting DickRods as of late.  For those whose ires have cooled as a result of Meatchicken's recent plummet to the Big 10 cellar, let me help fan the flames of seething hatred by offering these still-painful memories:

• 1993, 1995 & 1996: tOSU goes into The Game undefeated, and Missagain comes out with a "W";
• This (*Warning, you may need a bucket to catch the vomit)
• 2-10-1, which represents the Buckeyes' record against the That School Up North during the Cooper era;
• Winningest Program of All Time (* again with the bucket) 
• Ms. Again leads the all-time series 57-42-6
• Charles Woodson?  Born and raised in Ohio, was Mr. Ohio in football;
• Bo Schembechler: Born in Barberton, Ohio, and earned his MA from tOSU;

I will be rooting for my Buckeyes to roll all over these clowns, and would love love love a fourth shut-out on the season.  I want their fans leaving before half time.  I want DickRod fired on the field late in the fourth.

Strike first.  Strike Hard.  No Mercy.  Sweep the Leg, Jimmie T.